Most of us have had neighbors that we were not particularly fond of and that we might have even wanted to kill. In my case, I guess I am lucky that this annoying lady doesn’t live right next door to me. You would have to make two turns to get to her house from mine, but this distance does not stop her antics.
There have been instances in which my husband and I get busy in life and we may go two weeks without getting the grass cut. After two weeks our grass may be about ankle length. I’ll see her old ass creeping by our home in her car looking like a shriveled up little Leprechaun, searching for her lost pot of gold in our front yard. The very next day the town is knocking at our door telling us that they received a call about our grass but that it looks fine to them. This has happened more than twenty times and I’m only counting this past year. This pisses me off because I don’t want the town knocking at my door for any reason when I know that my family is pretty quiet and we don’t bother anyone.
We also had some next door neighbors who are military (like my husband) and who were very nice people. They had these beautiful bushes on their side of the fence in their backyard that hung over into our back yard. We had no problem with this because it provided a bit of privacy and as I stated, they were pretty. That old bitty went and called the town on them and had them fined $2500 plus they had to cut the bushes down. First of all, why the hell is your behind creeping into people’s yards looking over their fences into their backyards?
This woman is the neighbor from hell and I find it interesting that no one egged her house on Halloween. I have resolved that if I catch her peeking her old, wrinkled head over my fences, I will quietly creep into my backyard and let my Pit bull off the chain to fix her nosey ass! Not really but it’s nice to dream…………
What would you do or what have you done to deal with horrible neighbors?